im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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