at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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