I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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