How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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