WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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