Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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