I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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