in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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