Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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