oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Alive.
So much puke
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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