Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
That was before I lit my hair on fire
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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