Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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