sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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