If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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