Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I want to fling myself into the sun
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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