Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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