been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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