That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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