Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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