apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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