Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Randomize
