At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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