Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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