People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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