When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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