Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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