When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
ttyl tear gas
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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