I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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