He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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