yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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