I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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