put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
The ass gains better be worth it
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