super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
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