I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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