My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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