exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She's like a pop up book from hell.
this will be a night to untag.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
