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• (248): View more from Michigan

  did you get engaged???

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  you're like a bully in the Christmas story

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• (518): View more from New York

  Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Where you been?

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  Please tell me this is a booty call

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