i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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