This girl is more easily done than said...
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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