I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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