this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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