Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
are you so shy because you have an std?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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