He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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