They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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