Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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