what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
