I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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