I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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