Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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