Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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